Ronald Acuña Jr. Has A Cheat Code To Baseball

Alright, let's get one thing straight – only about 10% of the population can hit a baseball & only 1% can actually make good contact to hit a home-run. You're better off turning on your PS5 and playing MLB The Show.

Speaking of PS5, Ronald Acuña Jr. is Fuc*ing' TALENT! It's like he's playing on a cheat code while the rest of us are stuck in tutorial mode. Seriously, it's not even fair how ridiculously talented this guy is. We're talking about Miguel Cabrera, who's basically autographed every record for Venezuelan-born ballplayers. But guess what? When asked who's gonna shatter his legacy to smithereens, Miggy pointed at Ronald Acuña Jr., no hesitation. That's like passing the torch of greatness while it's still on fire!

Now, let's talk National League MVP. It's like having to choose between chocolate ice cream and chocolate cake – you can't go wrong. Mookie Betts and Acuña Jr. are making it tough for us voters. Both are MVP material; no doubt about it. Acuña's out there leading the league in more categories than you can count – plate appearances, runs, hits, stolen bases, on-base percentage, total bases – you name it!

Oh, and let's not forget those 63 stolen bases!

He's in a league of his own.

And speaking of leagues, Acuña Jr. didn't just hit a baseball; he practically gave it a one-way ticket to another dimension. It's like he asked the baseball, "You wanna see what 121 mph feels like?" and then proceeded to deliver a lesson in gravity-defying power.

So, here's to Ronald Acuña Jr., the baseball cheat code master, the MVP in waiting, and the guy who's making the impossible look routine. Keep your eyes on this man because he's not just breaking records; he's rewriting the entire baseball playbook, and we're all lucky enough to be along for the ride.